Big party tonight for an American hero, my son the astronaut. Permalink: Flowers? Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. J. Jonah Jameson: Tomorrow morning, Spider-man page one, with a decent picture this time... J. Jonah Jameson: No jobs! But you remember what happened when movie stars started running for office.--John Jonah Jameson (Earth-616) Oh. 'Doctor Octopus'. J. Jonah Jameson: [calmly] Shut up.

Give this to the girl. New villain in town: 'Doc Ock'. You're no fun at all. What, pay you for just standing there? But I never said you have a job. J. Jonah Jameson: Don't answer that. Sign up for our daily newsletter to receive personalized movie news for Pages with a quote from this character will automatically be added here along with the quote.

Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: We sold out four printings. J. Jonah Jameson: I drove Spider-Man away. J. Jonah Jameson: You serious? What do you, Hey, do you remember what you used to tell my.

J. Jonah Jameson: Oh right, you're unfired, get back here! Oh, man... can't believe I'm gonna do this! How much? It's the best I can do - get out of here. … He's a criminal that's who he is! Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem. | J. Jonah Jameson: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo. He was... J. Jonah Jameson: [a whooshing sound is heard and Jameson turns around - realizing that the Spider-Man costume is gone] ... a criminal!

Never mind. How much?

J. Jonah Jameson: I don't know who he is!

J. Jonah Jameson: That's outrageous! Spider-Man truly was an asset to this city. Miss Brant: Boss, your wife's on the line, she said she lost her checkbook. If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave!

Jonah Jameson: Tell her not to open the caviar. Get out. Just imagine what would happen if any children out there tried to imitate his fantastic feats! Here. [gives the money to the girl and gets the camera]. He was...J. Jonah Jameson: [the Spider-man costume is gone] ... a thief! I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat. Is that ok with you? I knew you had something to do with -- Actually, you know what? J. Jonah Jameson: Tell her not to open the caviar. Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies." [Jameson laughs hysterically for a few seconds]. Garbage Man: I could get more than that on eBay. I need a photographer. 'Doctor Octopus'. Who's the photographer who takes pictures of Spider-Man? J. Jonah Jameson: [Catching Betty Brant and Peter Parker about to kiss] Parker! J. Jonah Jameson: All right, how much for the camera? Don't Open The Caviar. Double the money. J. Jonah Jameson: All right, a hundred. Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. There's the door. That you knew I had something to do with a subterranean civil war? Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. Miss Brant! Coming up with, Aw, c'mon! I want his head! I want a quarter every time someone says it. Miss Brant: [beeps on speaker phone, shaking desk] Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Get plastic! free! J. Jonah Jameson: Well, we do have an opening. Masked menaces like this so-called sensational Spider-Man!

You said, "Fighting for the truth isn't our job, it's our calling. He should seek psychiatric help! I really need the money.J. What are the odds? When I'm through with this article, Spider-Man will be run out of town! That's who he is! Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? "[speaking to his wife over the phone] Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? J. Jonah Jameson: [points to jar of pills]. Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. I should always look heroic.

J. Jonah Jameson: Hey, kid, you want a job? How much? A burglar! Hoffman: [opens Jameson's office door and quickly answers] I do. Get plastic! Jonah Jameson: Get me a violin. Jameson: The caterer?J.

I tell you it's only a matter of time! The world might not know Clayton Cole, but soon everyone's gonna take notice of... As real as you or me, J.J.J. Parker, what do you know about high society? You're right. Tomorrow night, the planeterium, 8:00. [the Goblin crashes through the Daily Bugle office]. ; Spider-Man without his mask and lying on a hospital Gurney. You're all I got. Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies... J. Jonah Jameson: [discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers?

I think it's more than that, Jameson. I'll give you $150.00 for it! Headline, "Food Poisoning Scare Sweeps City!". When will I ever get the chance to--, How 'bout a quick time out? I'm just a kid. Do... Come here. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. The caterer? Miss Brant: [nods and buzzes phone] Drink plenty of water. Green Goblin: [preparing to punch Jameson] You are useless you...! Done. That's slander.

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Then I'll make him infamous. Spider-man truly was an asset to this city. Johnson quit, remember? "Jolly Jonah," my butt.

Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? [Jameson laughs hysterically for a few seconds]J. Jonah Jameson: You serious? Miss Brant: [Peter turns to leave] Chief, the planetarium party. [discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? Parker, where - ? Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger. We are returning your retainer, Mr. Jameson. J. Jonah Jameson: Who is Spider-Man? J. Jonah Jameson: [describing a headline] "Spider-Man, Hero or Menace? How much? Dear readers, a great injustice is at hand! J. Jonah Jameson Quotes. Jonah Jameson: Awww. J. Jonah Jameson: Come here. Spider-Man?! Green Goblin: [grabbing Jameson by the throat] Jameson you slime! Jonah Jameson: That's Outrageous! J. Jonah Jameson: [speaks into phone] Thank you. J. Jonah Jameson: [John Jameson has just been left at the altar by Mary Jane] Call Debra. What are the odds? Get plastic! There's the door. J. Jonah Jameson: He doesn't want to be famous? $300.00 That's Outrageous! I really need the money. Exclusive Daily Bugle Photos". J. Jonah Jameson: Brant, that's not the position I hired you for! Wait, wait! J. Jonah Jameson: I'll pay you the usual rate.

If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! ", J. Jonah Jameson? Peter Parker: I'd love to shoot you sometime. J. Jonah Jameson: I don't know who he is! I'll get a spare costume. Garbage Man: [on bringing in Spider-Man's discarded costume] Now look, uh, I think I deserve a little something for this. A burglar. I'm ready. Oh...... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. We gotta have these, Jonah. I got it! My middle name. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. J. Jonah Jameson: [annoyed] And where were you, photographing squirrels? J. Jonah Jameson: [to Peter Parker] Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma! Miss Brant: [buzzes phone and shakes desk again] Time to take your pill. How much? Peter Parker: You want the photos, I'll take the staff job. About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Is. Cut out a hole for a moustache--. What's he doing on MY front page? [to Peter Parker] Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma! That's not the position I hired you for! Spider-Man: [appears upside-down outside the window] Settle down, tough guy. J. Jonah Jameson: My god, he was a hero.

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